Do you know your state motto?
By admin on Nov 19, 2009 in Jokes & Riddles
KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It’s A Dry Heat .
Arkansas: Literacy Ain’t Everything.
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother.
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts , Only The Kennedy’s Don’t Own It Yet.
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
Georgia: We Put The Fun IN Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes…Well, Okay, We’re Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.
Illinois: Please, Don’t Pronounce the “S.”
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That ’s Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden ’s
Michigan: First Line Of Defense>From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes…And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else.
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Hookers And Poker!!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an Attorney…
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We’re Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl…It’s What ’s For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We’re Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn’t Actually Surrender Yet.
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee : The Edyoocashun State
Texas: How ‘bout them Cowboys
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Ay, Yep
Virginia : Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix??
Washington: We Have More Rain Than You Do
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family…Really!!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese!
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men…And The Sheep Are Scared
On Nov 22, 2009, Blair Waldorf said:
Haha! I love Ohio’s!
Go Bucks!
On Nov 25, 2009, Hagibis said:
MICHIGAN- If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look around you
On Nov 28, 2009, starstrech said:
i dont kno my state motto but found this interesting! have a star!
On Nov 30, 2009, Ace said:
I live in Minnesota, and sorry to say that’s not true.
On Dec 3, 2009, Broken said:
that was effin great
i’m from ohio
On Dec 5, 2009, juliesmom5 said:
That was hilarious!! I’m from North Carolina.
On Dec 6, 2009, Robi said:
I feel sorry for the Sheep in Wyoming…
Really funny!
On Dec 7, 2009, Abby C said:
COOK WITH COAL! COOK WITH COAL! GO COAL!
On Dec 10, 2009, Kristen said:
haha im from NY, i think New Jersey and New York’s mottos’ should be switched lol.
On Dec 13, 2009, slcmm13 said:
Live in Wisconsin, motto is “Forward” pretty easy to remember.
On Dec 14, 2009, ellie.belly said:
haha….live in Nevada….and that’s just about right.